lost in San Fran

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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thatwetshirt:

that joke was improvised

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scoopsofsarah:

The Rise of Bert Macklin

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can you feel my heart